![]() The Narrator finally suggests that they consult Madam Madámme, the galactic oracle. The Hero, (who labels her as Mad Madam Madámme) is a bit reluctant, due to the their previous visit where she couldn't even guess his weight correctly, and the fact that she is currently on the next galactic arm, over 10,000 light years away. This argument fails as usual, due to the narrator pointing out that there's no other option, and no time to waste. So our agitated hero agrees to make the flight there. He eventually arrives at Madam Madámme's area and asks her for information. After consulting her crystal ball, she states that the Humanity's Greatest Fan is their only chance of saving the day. It is a device of advanced technology created by an alien race long extinct, which is powerful enough to blow the feathers away. The creators of the device scattered its mechanical parts across the galaxy and hid each one on the most inaccessible of planets. The Blade of Revolution on Epsilon Thalassus, the Source of Power from Gamma Chthon, and the Thingamajig of Vagueness on Eta Astropelecae. The Hero and the narrator then set out on 3 artifact recovery missions to collect these parts.įirst, they arrive at Epsilon Thalassus, a planet similar to Earth, except for that it's covered in 98% with unfathomable oceans. Luckily, the Hero's spaceship is capable of underwater travel on the one condition that it leaks 5 gallons of water each mile. ![]() They soon find the Blade of Revolution, which turns out to be 3 sets of large fan blades fused together.Īfterwards, they proceed to Gamma Chthon, a scorched planet with no life forms, except for Chickens that are presumably after the same artifact. ![]() Navigating through the hidden network of underground caverns beneath the planet's surface, they find the Source of Power, a potato battery that could possibly be radioactive. Then they head to Eta Astropelecae, a planet with liquid nitrogen oceans and frozen surface, not to mention the incessant lightning storms. Turning up the ship's thermostat, the Hero blasts his way up the planet's largest mountain and recovers the Thingamajig of Vagueness, a strange gadget with a single red button, used as the on/off switch.
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